(Chuckles) You're my best friend! Simpson and Delilah. Read 'em and weep.Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers.Bart: They better be, for 125 big ones.Homer: D'oh!Marge: $125!Homer: Bart! The first litter of 25 puppies proved to be more than the Simpson's could handle, and they were sold/stolen by Mr. Burns, who planned to turn them into a tuxedo before deciding to raise them into prize-winning race hounds. -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F'' SLH breaks free from his confines and begins an odyssey through the town of Springfield. Whoo-hoo! David Silverman. )Lisa: This is our pet. Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was … The first episode is the season one beginning that aired on the FOX Network on March 7th, 1991; while the second part is the season premiere of the seventh season and originally aired on May 13, 1990. Bad Santa's Little Helper! (Homer pants into the phone like a dog.) (Marge, Lisa and Homer discover what Santa's Little Helper has done. [Mrs. Winthrop motions for Bart to have a seat.] Bad dog! Mmm! Phonics, functions, vocabulary--Remedial reading? Bleech! (Pause) Oh, sure. Not the sports section! (Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper.) (Shuffling through the papers.) Lisa has the mumps and has to spend a few days home from school. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: Bart's Dog Gets an F Summary: When the family dog, Santas Little Helper, begins acting up in the Simpson home, he is forced to go to dog obedience school. How is your dog? This is not for you! ― Bart Simpson. (Under his breath.) "I will not sell school property." Stop! 10 Bart Gets Hit by a Car; 11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish; 12 The Way We Was; 13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment; 14 Principal Charming; 15 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? He does exactly what I tell him. ``Bart's Dog Gets an F'' Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky. Roll over! )Krusty Doll: Blah, blah, blah, blah! May 30, 2019 - Posts about Bart’s Dog Gets An F written by Tramampoline! )Lisa: Ooh! [Bart awakens and realizes that he has not studied for his test] Bart: Hey, Otto man, I've got a big test I am not ready for. Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought out… practical ideas. "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons' second season. (Bart is down on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. Stupid dog! And his personal hygiene is above reproach. Sniff that other dog's butt. It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. Over 1,383 TV Time users rated it a 16.88/10 with their favorite characters being Santa's Little Helper as Santa's Little Helper, Dan Castellaneta (delete) as Homer Simpson and Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson. Like this. 16 Bart's Dog Gets an F; 17 Old Money; 18 Brush with Greatness; 19 Lisa's Substitute; 20 The War of the Simpsons; 21 Three Men and a Comic Book; 22 Blood Feud (Offers Homer some cookies on a tray. (Chuckles)(From Santa's Little Helper's point of view something different is heard. How are you doing? Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something you love, is to throw it away?Homer: (Sniffling) Oh, Lisa. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! -- There, I've run rings around you logically. (Reaches down to choke Bart. Obedience School. 7F14 During the episode, Bart writes "I will not fake my way through life" on the chalkboard. The Simpsons - Season 2: Bart's Dog Gets an 'f' - Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys Homer's expensive new sneaks. (Pulls the phone away from his mouth.) Don't get upset. )Bart: See, boy? (Sobs hysterically) Oh, this is not happening. Lisa: This is our pet. Lisa: His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson. After an uncontrollable Santa's Little Helper destroys several important Simpson possessions, Homer announces that he will be thrown out of the house unless he completes obedience training. (Eats a cookie.) Santa's Little Helper does not do well at the Obedience School as Bart is unwilling to use a choke chain. Bart's Dog Gets an "F" is the sixteenth episode of Season 2. Six generations, ruined! watch 01:20. D'oh! Episodes in which a Character Swears Censored or Uncensored, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_Dog_Gets_an_F?oldid=878543. History Talk (0) Comments Share. © 2021 TV Fanatic (Chuckles) You're my best friend! Trabopoline! Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. Otto : Oh, sorry, little buddy. More Bart's Dog Gets an "F" (S02E16) is the sixteenth episode of season two of "The Simpsons" released on Thu Mar 07, 1991. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Bart SimpsonSanta's Little Helper Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Could you please crash the bus or something? That's my food! )Saleswoman: Aloha!Homer: Well, aloha!Saleswoman: Would you like a free sample? Don't you fall asleep on me. Bart: Look, I was thinking, since you are paid whether Santa's Little Helper fails or passes, why not just pass my dog anyway? It is not my dog! Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?” Lisa Simpson Bart's Dog … Pets and Family couch gag Come on, boy! (Homer walks by the Cookie Colossus store in the mall. One of the Simpson's family main pets (we'll get to him soon) has fathered a number of puppies over the years, first with fellow racing greyhound She's the Fastest. Roll over. )Bart: Here's your stupid homework. )Bart: Aah!Marge: Homer!Homer: D'oh!Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't hada single fire.Marge: Hmmm! If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey. It's not the end of the world. Oh yes. Now, sit! They talk about Tracey Ullman's excellent performance as Emily Winthrop, Santa's Little Helper as the Predator, and the comparative sizes … We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Marge shows Lisa a patchwork quilt which is a family heirloom. )Krusty Doll: You're my best friend! (Tosses Bart a toffee. Emily Winthrop: Oh I get it. I said, sit! )Emily Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Episode Number Jim ReardonDavid Silverman (Supervising Director). It's not so hard. Directed By (Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper.) I tied my dog outside myself! The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F" Photos. Um, take a walk. (Bart notices Homer's new shoes. (Distorted chuckling) Blah, blah, blah, blah! Bart Gets an "F". About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us, Watch The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 Online. Oh, do your own homework, Bart!Bart: D'oh! Bart's Dog Gets an "F" is the sixteenth episode of the American adult animated sitcom The Simpsons to date. Dialogue. Special Guest Voices (Santa's Little Helper chews on a Krusty pull string doll. But I need your help. Emily Winthrop: [sighing] Heavens to Murgatroyd! Home / Series / The Simpsons / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 29 Bart's Dog Gets an "F" After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa's Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. . Homer eventually goes to the mall's cookie shop to receive a macadamia nut cookie as well. Ooh! Consequently, episodes devoted to Santa’s Little Helper tend to be a little on the sleepy side, even the Simpsons Christmas special that launched the series. Main character(s) Assassins!Homer: Yep. Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog. There are two ways for a dog... (Bart notices Homer's new shoes.) the Extra-Terrestrial, and National Lampoon's Animal House. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Say "I love you" for the nice man. Bart’s dog, Santa’s Little Helper, grows more and more out-of-control. “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! The Simpsons/Bart's Dog Gets an F. From The TV IV < The Simpsons. )Homer: The price is right. )Bart: Like a hose. Simpson? Lisa makes her own contribution to it, but then Santa's Little Helper rips it up, and Homer's cookie gets eaten. The other is like a hose without a fireman. "Macamademia" nuts. No! (Hangs up phone.) Homer: (Calls out to Marge who is upstairs.) The night before the final exam, Homer threatens that if Santa's Little Helper fails the exam, he will have to go, but Bart and Lisa are very upset about this and ask to give the dog another chance. Chalkboard Gag As the dog's last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him. This is not happening! Assassins! Are you losing your hearing, or are you just stupid? Homer: Good dog! I am looking at him right--(Looks into the backyard and sees the dog missing.) Your Wrinkled Highness. Don't waste the mumps! Let go! (Sobs)Homer: (Consoles Marge) Now, Marge, honey. (At dog obedience school. He doesn't obey commands, and is just constantly making a nuisance of himself. Honey, honey. Bart's Dog Gets an "F" Edit. Can't do it on purpose. This bonding breaks down the communication barrier, allows Santa's Little Helper to understand Bart's commands, and to pass obedience school much to the family (bar Homer)'s happiness. Bart: Yup! Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either … Stay away! In the episode, the Simpson family's dog, Santa's Little Helper, infuriates Homer and Marge by destroying a family heirloom and an expensive pair of shoes. Directed by Jim Reardon, David Silverman. Bart Simpson: Lisa, I want to pass that test. It's me, Homer! Show Runner Written By Winthrop: {sighing} Heavens to Murgatroyd! Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! )Bart: Whoa! )Homer: Oh no, we'd never give him away. (Distorted chuckling). Emily Winthrop: Oh I get it. Moldy old maid. (Pause) Hear what? Come on. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life. Couch Gag (Bart hands Lisa her homework. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 7, 1991. You've earned a toffee. (Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper. Bleech!”. Jon Vitti Good doggie! )Marge and Lisa: (Scream in unison)Marge: My quilt! While Marge teaches her sewing, Homer goes to the mall to buy some magazines for her. (Distorted chuckling) Blah, blah, blah, blah! Bart: Yup! Production Code Jump to: navigation, search. Bart’s Dog Gets an F. I will not sell school property. Come on. The Simpsons' unintelligent dog, Santa's Little Helper, has been causing the family all sorts of problems. Homer: No! Homer: Say it, boy. Bart and Santa's Little Helper play, thinking it will be their last few hours together. Come here! (Bart rolls over. ... (Homer fields a phone call from someone interested in buying ... (Bart and Santa's Little Helper perform for Emily Winthrop at... (Bart tries to teach Santa's Little Helper at dog obedience s... (Marge, Lisa and Homer discover what Santa's Little Helper ha... (At dog obedience school.) )Emily Winthrop: Congratulations sonny. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Homer: No! Heh, heh. (To Emily) See? (In a dog's voice) I wuv you! Apr 26, 2015 - This evening Robbie and Matt are discussing Episode 7F14, Bart's Dog Gets An F, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. Winfield calls Homer after she catches Santa's Little H... (Santa's Little Helper chews on a Krusty pull string doll... (Calls out to Marge who is upstairs.) )Homer: (Screams) My cookie! The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F" Quotes. (Homer fields a phone call from someone interested in buying Santa's Little Helper. See you soon! The episode features references to films such as Predator, Lethal Weapon, Jaws, E.T. Here. We all loved that quilt, but you can't get too attached to--(Homer sees the remains of his cookie. Bart's Dog Gets an F Tracey Ullman as Emily Winthrop There he sees and purchases some expensive shoes known as 'Assassins', which he saw Ned Flanders with earlier, and which Santa's Little Helper eventually destroys. 29 Come here, boy! (Bart tries to teach Santa's Little Helper at dog obedience school. (Hugs Lisa). With all this done, Homer and Marge consider giving the dog away, but the kids have grown to love the dog and protest to keep him, before their parents reluctantly agree that they can keep the pooch if he passes obedience school. (Puts phone back near his mouth. The biggest mistakes you never noticed in The Simpsons (1989) in Bart's Dog Gets an F. Add more and vote on your favourites! March 7, 1991 Marge, the dog is hungry!Marge: (Yells back) Well, then, feed him!Homer: Yes, master! 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